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i know it's strange to look at all the people in canaan house and then decide to be obsessed with colum asht but wait. hang on. hear me out. the dude's a human juice box. he's frankenstein's monster. he's the caretaker of the most insufferable twerp in the universe. he was built and bred to be the perfect aa battery. he's missing at least one finger on his left hand. he's younger than magnus and that's shocking. he's disposable. his name means dove. he's the most reasonable person at canaan house. he keeps the room tidy for company. he braids his uncle's hair. he makes tea. he mends pants. he stops his hissing cat of a human being from doing anything too rash. he likes gideon nav. his relationship with his necromancer crumbles entirely. he has never owned his life or his soul. he resigned himself to being eaten the moment he discovered the method to become a lyctor. he had one of the most gruesome deaths of the whole series. we don't know where his soul is. he doesn't even get to be in the river with the rest of them. he is the oath. he was engineered into a man who doesn't pick and choose his decencies. and no one talks about him
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